HEARD AROUND THE OFFICE
Let's face it: we in Digital Media have been known to say things that are taken out of context. Sometimes what we say is stupid, often provocative, always memorable. Below is just a sampling.
"It’s all in the nostrils."
– Vic, describing how to make a pony face (flaring the nostrils).
"Lick it then tell me what it tastes like."
– Vic, asking Priscilla to lick a cap to determine what bottle it went to.
"I don’t know it just comes out of me sometimes."
– CJ, after a verbal faux pas.
"Work on your bones… it’s better to be round."
– Marlenys, critiquing a drawing of a bone Jac drew.
"Go check the closet and see if I’m in there."
– Vic, reacting to a story by Matt.
"The trick is to keep your esophagus open."
– CJ, talking about chuggin' beer.
"Victor, what is it about you that makes me… secrete?"
– Priscilla, who always seems to spit when she talks to Victor.
"Hey, Priscilla, feel how hot my burrito is."
– CJ, about a very hot Baja Burrito Kitchen lunch.
"Buns aren’t any good unless you’ve got something to slap in between them."
– William Summers, about the extra hot dog buns at a Pot Luck luncheon.
"Sometimes I like to rub Nads™ all over my face."
– CJ, about shaving with the Nads™ product.
